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4/26/2007

Always suit up your banana

Filed under: — jeff @ 12:35 am

Longtime monarch of the Japanese Kawaii Kingdom, Sanrio, has recently released what is quite possibly the MOST AMAZING PRODUCT EVER CONCEIVED: the Banana Case.

Banana Cases

No longer must people duck and dart in fear whilst carrying around their bananas. Made of seemingly indestructible polyester cloth, the Banana Case provides impenetrable protection against any sort of danger imaginable: household pests, natural disasters, IEDs, wild animals including blood-thirsty hybrid species cultivated by rogue geneticists, wheelchair-bound limbless homeless men with laser beams shooting out of their gaping, toothless maws, and even the occasional occurrence of being left in the backseat of a car on a hot afternoon.

The Sanrio Banana Case is not only eco-friendly compared to other alternatives, but it also comes in two eye-searingly cute designs guaranteed to make fine additions to any arsenal of adorability.

I swear, what a great, great, amazingly marvelous product! The only thing that could possibly be any more incredibly awesome would be if bananas could somehow be genetically engineered to grow in their own protective coverings that could somehow be removed or “peeled” before eating. . . but such a thing is surely so outrageously inconceivable that it enters the far-out realm of science fiction!

5 Comments

  1. Wow I really like your website! It’s soo wacky funny! Lol

    Comment by Iz — 4/26/2007 @ 7:07 pm

  2. I am truly speachless…well not really…guys this is truly cool…another colorful and pleasant way to keep your banana safe…if you know what I mean!!!

    Oh those crazy kids at Sanrio!!!!

    Comment by Rob — 4/28/2007 @ 3:49 pm

  3. Kawiiiiiiiii…. >_> not..

    Comment by Nuro — 5/2/2007 @ 5:07 pm

  4. banana cases have existed before Sanrio’s version…except they were plastic

    Comment by cindy — 5/24/2007 @ 11:36 pm

  5. Amazing! That’s what everyone in my family is getting for Christmas.

    Comment by Roaf — 6/10/2007 @ 10:18 pm

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