You’ve gotta love Japanese journalism
From today’s Mainichi Daily News:
School girl hit in head with hard object while walking home
KASUKABE, Saitama — A high school girl was hit in the head with a hard object by a man as she was walking home on Thursday night, police said.
The 15-year-old student was coming home from school alone in Kasukabe, Saitama Prefecture, when a man approached her from behind at about 8:35 p.m. and hit her in the head as she entered the compound of an apartment complex.
She suffered injuries that will require two weeks to heal.
“I was hit with a hard object,” officers quoted the girl as saying.
Wow, talk about lazy reporting. All that’s missing is:
Doctors who treated the girl reported that her injuries were consistent with being hit in the head with a hard object.
And possibly:
Police have announced that they will undertake a thorough search of the area in the vicinity of the attack for hard objects. They also stated that, if apprehended, the assailant would be charged with using a hard object to hit someone in the head.
Unfortunately, the Japanese version of the article isn’t much better, although it does mention that the man ran away after the attack.
Talk about a scoop!





