Any ladies out there looking for a job in Tokyo?

I stumbled upon this little doozy today on the Jobs in Japan website:

We are looking for some female staff who does not mind being lightly sexually harassed during working hours. Our team is composed of male and female in equal proportion. We are located in central Tokyo. Duties: net surfing. Part-time ok.

Gee, I can only imagine the sheer number of women who must be lining up around the block for the chance to fill that position.

In a way, though, I suppose that company deserves some credit at least for laying its cards on the table and being honest about what it’s looking for. I think I’d like to see more of that:

Leading market research firm seeks professional, highly motivated executive assistant. Candidates must have a minimum of five (5) years relevant experience, perky breasts and a willingness to provide sexual services to members of the executive team. Competitive salary and generous benefits package provided.

Just kidding (sort of).

Anyway, for any women out there who might be interested in getting paid to surf the net, and who don’t mind being “lightly sexually harassed” while doing so, this just may be the job for you!