Sure, it’s nearly February, but for anyone still without a 2005 calendar, fret no more. The folks at the Engrish-laden guide to oddball tourist attractions in Japan, How to walk of Japan, have given the world a glorious gift in the form of the 2005 “Love Position of Animal” calendar!

That’s right, 12 months of CorelDraw-produced images of various animals engaging in the magnificent act of procreation! While I’m not an expert on the intricacies of animal mating practices, I can say with near certainty that most of the depictions of animals coupling in the calendar appear to be physiologically accurate! (Except for the kangaroos, who, as this infamous photo has taught us, don’t hump face-to-face.)

The calendar is available for free download, so there’s no excuse not to have this stunning work of art hanging in your bedroom or office cubicle. Proudly display your love of nature and fondness for gettin’ freaky together with this one-of-a-kind calendar. You’ll be the envy of all your peers!