Meet the latest and greatest example of superior Japanese ingenuity — the Men’s Som!

No longer is it necessary to expend excessive amounts of energy in order to bring yourself to climax by manual stimulation — simply insert your member into the patented Kung-Fu Grip sheath and sit back to enjoy the smooth adjustable-speed wanking motion of the Men’s Som!

Now you can revel in the rapturous delight of self-pleasure without having to break a sweat or divert your eyes from your pornographic material of choice. Moreover, the Men’s Som completely eliminates the risk of damage to your favorite adult magazines because it leaves your hands free and clean to turn the pages at will. Never again will you suffer from annoying slimy fingers or painful “pincher’s wrist!”

Order your Men’s Som today and discover the incredible sensation of sexual contact with another human being! (Well, almost.)

Operators are standing by!

Only ¥35,800 plus shipping & handling.
Warning: As with any electrical device, there is a risk of electrical shock when using the Men’s Som.
Robo-Wank, Inc. is not liable for injury or disfigurement resulting from the misuse of this product.