To follow up on last Friday’s post (and to drag this site even further into the gutter). . .

On Saturday night I was up late, flipping through the channels on TV, when I happened to stumble upon a program featuring the aforementioned “bikini-clad models competing in physical challenges.”

In the particular challenge that was being shown, an inflatable water slide had been placed in a swimming pool and women were racing up the slide in pairs to try to grab a small flag perched at the top. Sounds innocent enough, right? However — for a reason my inferior non-Japanese mind was unable to fathom — after obtaining the flag, both contestants then went on to affix a pair of giant pink nipples to their swimsuit tops.

Yes, you read that correctly. I couldn’t make this stuff up, folks.

Fortunately, I had my camera handy and was able to take a few photos. The quality is expectedly poor, but I’m sure someone will get a kick out of the sheer absurdity of it all.